#these are such a mess

[murderoushagthesequel]

the first lines of every fic i've ever written and not deleted (completed and wips)

yes, i used to write first person y/n fanfiction, we're ignoring that

also fun fact, only one of these is not hp fanfiction, can anybody guess?

"y/n?" No reply. A few seconds go by and then I hear it again.

"Come on!!! Have some fun for once!"

"Wake up sleepyhead!" I hear a soft voice whisper in my ear.

I ran down the corridor, tears streaming down my face.

Hiding in the dark corner of my room, I'm glad everybody's out of the apartment to set up for the [insert name of event] today. Nobody needs to see me like this.

It's the last night of winter break, and everybody's staying over at James' house.

"Hey, Regulus, you have a moment?" (icotfs)

James and Remus have been going up to the Astronomy tower together for ages.

It was no secret that James Potter was in love with Lily Evans.

“Mommy, Mommy, wake up!” Lily barely has a chance to open her eyes before her son is jumping up on the bed. (dywbas)

"I'm home!" Lily looks around, but even within their small apartment, her wife is nowhere to be found.

It's a warm, July afternoon, and Regulus Black is very happy.

Tonight. Tonight is the night he needs to leave. (jmalt)

Pandora practically bounds up the stairs of the Astronomy tower, trying not to crush the photograph clutched in her hand.

To put it lightly, today was a shit day. (latww)

“You’re kidding.” Regulus says, scoffing.

Regulus has actually had a decent day for once in his sorry life.

“What do you think, Remus? Should I put the calla lilies by the bay window or behind the counter?” (r&rfaf)

“I’m sorry! I don’t know what I’m supposed to have done!” Marlene cried, trying to look Dorcas in the eyes who was avoiding her gaze at all costs.

“Lily, look outside!” Pandora calls, lightly shaking Lily awake.

Dr. Regulus Black is easily the most incredible man James has ever met. But he’s also unbelievably stubborn.

[adobe-outdesign]

the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution

like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza

[broadwayfangirl222]

Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original

[chongoblog]

So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[roz-ani]

IS THIS YAOI DOOMED ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS THIS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANTED?! 😭

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[enviousmoons]

I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

[starspilli]

ideal s2 dynamic

original pic

[ninarexic]

[fineapple20]

Portraits

Retouched this set from last year, because it was haunting me laying there 80% finished

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!

Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[mipexch]

i'll fix it

[otto-doctavius]

domesticated animal

[dilfslayer1080p]

"he died for our wins" - 2024, LIDL Oil paint on LIDL canvas